What's in a SPAM?

I started getting SPAM when I was 21 years old and just opened my first email account. 9 years later, I am still getting spam. Over the last 9 years, I think I got an average of 25 messages of SPAM daily - maybe more. That's 82125 SPAM messages that I deleted.

Yesterday, when I opened my email, three SPAM messags appeared, one after another, in this order:

1) Increase your sexual desire NOW!
2) CIAILIS online!
3) Have sex with exotic beauties - sign up now!

Has it ever occurred to them that if I have no sexual desire, no functioning "equipment", and no opportunity - I really have NO PROBLEM? Of course it has. That's why the advertisements are there - to artifically generate a need, make people feel like they are missing something, and then sell that "something" to them.

I just realized,  I spent about 68 hours of my life doing nothing but deleting SPAM - but it was well worth it to keep it from controlling me and affecting my judgment. Now, if you will excuse me, I will go check my credit rating online, refinance my house, and then meet some exotic beauties. Right after I purchase my paper mill diploma. I have my life to live, y'know.

Galina Freed

Comments

[D. P.]

Don't forget, you can pay for that papermill diploma with all the money you've won from the Liberian National Lottery! :-)